Sunday, November 12, 2006

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Anonymous said...

No scaffolding required?

I'm not quite sure what you're selling...

You're not selling the baby are you?

Cuz I will buy the baby.

jin said...

I want my money back!
I put up the words
Molasses Cookies
& some of the letters fell down!

Now people think I sell
@ss Cookies.

This is NOT a good thing.

Grammar Slammer said...

"@ss cookies"?

Grammar Slammer!!!

Gyrobo said...

I'll take 45 orders, or ten gross, depending on the font family. We robots only deal with sans-serif for historical reasons.