Monday, August 07, 2006

Ninja Art

Now that we're over the hump of the 666th post, souls and civilization (more or less) intact, I've had time to work on other things, such as a construction for the upcoming "Goddamn Ninjas" art show opening here in Steeltown next week-end. Here is my entry entitled, "Twinkle Twinkle, Little Ninja"

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Ninjas from three continents will be converging for this much anticipated event. The city has decided to evacuate the downtown core Friday night so as not to incur any civilian casualties in the Royal Rumble event, which will be transmitted via satellite on the Fakiegrind pay-per-view channel. Be sure to tune at 9 pm, Standard Ninja Time for what promises to be the black gi event of the century!

9 comments:

Bathroom Hippo said...


Oh I'll be there my friend...in the audience!

I'll be the one throwing daggers...at other audience members.

Unknown said...

...a very lovely piece, flatlander!

Gyrobo said...

*sigh*

They get together like this every year, and it just gets better with time.

jin said...

Fakiegrind pay-per-view?!!?

COOL!

(Psssst! Hey, does anyone know how to hack it?)

flatlander said...

Fakiegrind pay-per-view is a rewards program based on the number of comments an individual has placed on Fakiegrind.

According to our statistics, you, Jin, being one of Fakiegrinds top 3 commentatorys, are eligible for aproximately two weeks worth of free programming.

Prepare to enjoy such classic transmissions as The Adjuster's Endtime Cooking Show, the smash hit sitcom Four Slackers and One Robot, or the nature program RockSteady's Graceful Gardening.

Of course, all of these shows are currently in the pre-production stage, but keep your eyes peeled early next year for trailers and pilots. Be on the look-out, as well, for the upcoming Fakiegrind pod-cast, The Skateboard Revival Hour, in which a bunch of decrepit old has-beens sit around and talk about the eighties for two hours.

Stay old!

Bathroom Hippo said...


BOLD!!


that wasn't me

flatlander said...

The common culture of everyone's youth remains preserved, intact and healthy, in the Sixth Dimensional Archive of Pleasant Distractions, there to stay until theEnd of Time, when we will all be re-united with the long-lost action figures, Styx 45s, security blankets and little clumps of mud shaped like Babba Pappa.

I hear it's like Pee-Wee's playhouse multiplied to infinity and folded into a life-size origami model of the Space Shuttle.

jin said...

WOW!
So, I'm officially 'one of Fakiegrinds top 3 commentatorys'?!!?

I'm soooo addicted! Maybe you should start a:
"Fakiegrind
She's out of her Mind
Anonymous Addiction Program"
(That doesn't send spam)

flatlander said...

"Commentatory" was a typo--that's actually the name of the place they send people who come down with commentatoritis--the compulsive need to comment.

But that's also what keeps Fakiegrind going!