maintaining provocative silence since 03-08
*GASP*NO! NO!Not 'Liquidation World'. . . . .
The Adjuster is also Marilyn Manson!
Yes, I believe that I may have found the key to saving Fakiegrind in the bowels of Liquidation World. We'll just have to wait for the Adjuster to show up to be sure.
Do you want to buy an ego ray? They're becoming less and less expensive, especially since new models will be on the market in time for the back-to-school rush.
this post is making me hungry! i think i feel like i would like some chicken, but i am not sure why.
666th post? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! Grab sm KFC before u run for ur lives:D
"There's no place like home!"(tm)
Well, well, well. The 666th post finally arrives, and the Adjuster is here to claim his right to the Fakiegrind franchise. Just in time, too. I need a cyber platform from which to launch my new line of Apocalyptic Quickening Accessories, like the End of Days Countdown Wristwatch, and the SoulScanner™ Call Display Screen (allowing you to instantly access the ontological state of your friends and family over the phone). I've waited a long time for this day! I'll just hack into the password bin and take my rightfull place as Arch Administrator of Fakiegrind....but wait!...What is this? No, it can't be! A bucket of plastic KFC?! I thought I banished all such items to the Southern Pacific Heat Vent!....Agghhhh! My nemesis! Plastic KFC is like Kryptonite to the Adjuser...It burns! You may keep your wretched blog, Fakiegrinders--for now. I must flee this place before my Endtime powers are completely undone! You may have won this round. But rest assured, Agents; I'll be back!!!
Oh, no! Fakiegrind has morphed into a KFC!And me, without my discount chicken surplus cards!What would Batman say?
YAY YAY YAY!!!Here to stay!Adjuster almost diedfrom chicken that was friedmade from plastiche went all spastic!What next? What adventures loom on the horizon for Fakigrind.....?
Sweet jumping jelliebeans! The adjuster is artificial-poultrose intolerant?I'll start mass production right away. Maybe we can even convert it into a weaponized spray, like Dr. Crane did with his crazy juice!
They have KFC in Canada? Thats not very American or is it...
I met Bob Dole in a KFC...back when there was a Department of War.
Yes, the price of evading the Adjuster's hegemony has been turning Fakiegrind into a plastic KFC outlet. Our special dish will be "Deep Fried Wise Guy".
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