Saturday, August 19, 2006
The Next Big Thing
Maybe you have heard the story of Snow White and the Scorpion.
"There's been a sudden spike in readership after that last teaser!
We might have the sleeper hit of 2006 on our hands!"
"Wait 'till they learn it involves pirates and zombies!"
"Psssst.....I hear 'Snow White and the Scorpion' is the new 'Snakes on a Plane'."
"Brad Pitt has a cameo role as 'Cavity Head' "
More astonishingly, the entire film was made by a couple 4th grade kids using Flash.
"Git that fricken scorpion away from that fricken virtuous maiden!"
Mrs. Miller will never chide her students for 'playing video games' in class again.
'Snow White and the Scorpion', coming never to a theatre near you!