when I stumbled upon a contraption like this!
It had all the markings and provenance
I tried to look all nonchalant
As I picked it out of a heap of trash
Threw the board down and proceeded to thrash
This is the way we used to do it
With stickers and rails attached to it
Graphics and logos from days of yor--
companies that shred up the Time Before
The thing was in need of a new set of trucks
What do you want for just three bucks?
The best part part of this Deal of Deals
Is the giant, smooth-rolling T-bone wheels
Nice and wide, it rides so sweet
And perfectly fits my size twelve feet
The Hummer of skateboards for cruisin' the hood
After so many years, it sure felt good!