Monday, September 26, 2005

Ye Olde Skateboard Stencil

I've been meaning to make a stencil celebrating the Pope of Fakiegrind for some time now. Last Saturday morning, the Fakie astrologers decreed that the planets were in proper alignment to enact the sacred ritual. This is how it was done:

Step 1: Purchase an official Pope of Fakiegrind likeness by sending $5000 (EU) to: Fakiegrind, c/o: The Internet.

Step 2: Trace the Immaculate Visage of His Most Holy Exaltedness onto a piece of thick paper.

Step 3: Cut out all the areas you want to show up as paint on your image. Don't skimp on the eyebrows!

Make a healthy breakfast before moving on to the next step.

Don't forget the mayo!

Stay tuned for the second How-to installment, where we will apply the stencil to an actual skateboard!


Michael said...

Niel rocks!
Did you ever see that movie Saving Silverman?

flatlander said...

It was Kil-Joy who turned me on to the genius of Niel. To be honest, I'm not a really big fan, but he has those mesmerizing eyebrows...I feel strangley mellow and virile at the same time when I stare into them.