Step 1: Purchase an official Pope of Fakiegrind likeness by sending $5000 (EU) to: Fakiegrind, c/o: The Internet.
Step 2: Trace the Immaculate Visage of His Most Holy Exaltedness onto a piece of thick paper.
Step 3: Cut out all the areas you want to show up as paint on your image. Don't skimp on the eyebrows!
Make a healthy breakfast before moving on to the next step.
Don't forget the mayo!
Stay tuned for the second How-to installment, where we will apply the stencil to an actual skateboard!