Well, Overseer Q has been filling me in on the shenanigans that have been going on around here the past week or so. It's so far-fetched that I wouldn't believe it if they didn't have videotape to back up the outlandish story of my believing myself to be the killer robot Maskatron and hiding out in the Vaults of Oldness for several days while plotting to destroy Fakiegrind.
These days, I have to take the Android Detection Test each morning, just to prove to myself that it was all a psychotic breakdown triggered by weeks of overwork coupled with Overseer Q's fiendish practical joke involving the Foolproof Android Detection Cubicle, which proved to be nothing more than a Plexiglas shower stall set up with some strobe lights and sound effects. With friends like that who needs the Xister?
So, I'm taking early leave for the holidays. Going to catch a little R&R, forget about cyborg assassins, time machines and the end of Fakiegrind as we know it. I spend several hours each day just basking in the technicolour light of the Mezmervision® Blog Preservation Banner, and find it quite soothing to my nerves. I've also been doing some recreational collage work, which is the equivalent of basket weaving in the Secret Agent Debriefing and Recuperation ward. So far, I'm quite happy with the results...
Well, Dr. Thirdeye is limiting my online blog time (and keeping a close watch on the "delete blog" button), so I'd best be logging off. Happy Hanukkah!