Night of the Jackal

Come gather 'round people and I'll spin ye a yarn
about a time and a place where ducks came to harm


On the planet of Gw'alp, in the Year of the Gyser
The gravity ducks were faster and wiser


But there came around a shadowy prescence
who would hunt these great birds and feed on their essence


Yes, he was quite sly, and dem birds was frightened
To the great Oyster Parties, no one would invite 'em


(now, those ducks moral was in need of a booster
so one of them got dressed up like a rooster)


By the light of twelve moons, the shadow would prowl
And indulge his lust for murder most fowl



When the postman arrived and saw the debacle
He instantly recognized the work of The Jackle



Set upon by the foe, he faced Kingdom Come
But not before producing a card from his mom


"Your mother, it seems, deplores your behaviour..."
(so the prophecies told of a mighty duck saviour)



At which the Jackle turned white with terror
"A letter from mom--there must be some error!"


But there was no mistake for that naughty feller
At the end of the day, that ninja was yeller


He was never seen again in those there parts
And them birds 'r now free to pursue their strange arts.

THE END