Construct a Snow Man on the Hottest Day of the Year!
It's darn tootin' hot, and if your air conditioner is on the fritz--or just non-existant like at Fakiegrind Central, then you will need to find creative ways to keep cool in these dog days of summer.
Why not defrost the ice box?
It could sure use it!
Carve yourself out a bowl of frosty slush, being ever-so-careful not to puncture the cooling tubes filled with freon gas that line the walls of your ice-box. Use the material thus gathered to mold...
Defrosty De Snoman! He has blueberry eyes and a rolled up coupon for a hat. I would have found more stuff with which to decorate him, but it was too darn hot to move!
Defrosty, a half hour later.
An hour later, and his blueberry eyes bob hauntingly in a new constellation.
Two hours later, and Defrosty has returned to primordial freezer ooze.
But the Great Northern Ice Shelf is cooling the kitchen while melting in the sink.