Thursday, July 13, 2006

Denture Adventure


I was walking down the street the other day
When I saw this gal coming my way.
She looked so fly, she looked so sweet--
Just the kind of girl I wanted to meet.
So I gave her a wink and I gave her a smile.
I hadn't seen a girl like that in a while.
She turned her head. I looked her in the eye.
She was so hot I just wanted to die.
I said, "Hey, how ya doin?"
She said "Ok."
I said, "Let's go for a walk, it's a beautiful day."
So she flashed a smile and to my great grief
She was wearing a pair
of plastic goofy teeth.
I guess I must have frowned
She said, "What's wrong?"
I said, "It's just your front teeth look a bit oblong."
She said, "You don't like my teeth?
I had them done the other day.
They look kinda dopey in a life-like way."
I said, "Yeah, I guess they do"
She said, "You should get a set!"
I said, "I'm not so sure."
She said, "You're all wet!"
So we went the the clinic
(It's beyond belief)
But I got myself fit
With a set of goofy teeth.
And everywhere we went
I wore them with pride.
I said, "Girl, I want to make you my bride."
Well, it wasn't long before we were engaged.
That girl and I will reach a ripe old age.
And whenever we smile
The people all say,
"They look life-like
in a dopey sort of way."


Roboshrub Incorporated said...

That's how my parents met.


jin said...


Do you bump teeth when you kiss?

em said...

"Lazer teeth modification special, just $499 per tooth!"

flatlander said...

That reminds me of something that happened to me the other day. I was in the mall, and a lady behind a table asked me if I was interested in lazer hair removal.

I said, "Lady, supposing I even did have lazer hair, I'd be looking to get more of them, not remove them!"

Then I zapped her with my gamma-ray fingernail.

em said...

Zowie! You'd be a hit at all the raves.

You know I was thinking,
that with a pipe in your mouth you would resemble a certain 3 fisted hero of slack.

flatlander said...

I do enjoy a good slackfest from time to time.

Gyrobo said...

Careful- a set of goofy teeth is the first sign of vampirism.