Saturday, April 08, 2006



I suspected that the whole "alien transmission" a couple posts back was some kind of hoax, or perhaps an hallucination induced from my eating the LSD-soaked brains of the members of a hippy commune a few days ago. (It's nice to remember the sixties, especially when you didn't have to live through the era personally. Craftans? Ew.)

However, just yesterday, the Blogland Security branch of Dept. H took this photo of what seems to be an alien landing craft lowering itself to the ground somewhere on the shores of Baffin Island in northern Canada. Captain Canuck and Nelvana have made the trek northward and are investigating the scene at this writing.

Perhaps first contact with an extra-terrestrial intelligence is truly upon us! The mysterious visitors seem to have manifested a single word of greeting on the front of their craft, but the possible meaning of the term is still being investigated by a skilled team of Fakiegrind semioticians.

We will keep readers informed of any further developments in what could be the biggest news story of the dawning millennium!


Bathroom Hippo said...

You've done it again Dept. H!

We'll need airfighters...thousands of them.

jin said...

Ooohh...can I join your team? I love sign & symbol theory!

WrOTe...subliminal mind control in your post?

wallycrawler said...

With our luck the aliens will be ultra-covserative right wingers with a God complex and there hero would G.W.Bush .

Bathroom Hippo said...

I could use another tax cut.

The Taker of Gist said...

Tax cuts for ev'rybody!

Compliments of the Gist!