Saturday, December 03, 2005

Oscar's Revenge

Example
"I need to track down that orange cat, and make
the world safe for me and my pet worm, Slimey."

Example
"It's amazing what people throw out these days!"

Example
"Hoy! Fetid beast at 12 o'clock!"

Example
"Prepare to meet thy maker, hellion!"

Example
"Hey, not so close!"

Example
"Can't...get...clear....shot. Wait! Come back!"

Example
"Hey, Defaced Faceman! You seen a cat?"

Example
"Sorry bud. I'm just back from getting this full-face tattoo."

"Nice work."

"Thanks."

Maybe the Fireman and his Firefish will know!

Example

"You guys seen a large cat?"

Example

"You might want to check Alphabet Town. Blubba blubba blub."

"Thanks Firefish!"

But nobody seems to hear a voice crying in the wilderness:

Example
"Don't go into Alphabet Town!"

Example
"Aaaaaargh!"

Example
Hmmmm.....nice enough place. Here kitty kitty kitty!"

Example
"Now where could that kitty be?"

Example
"Aieeeee!"

Example
"I'm undone!"

Example
"Take Slimey if you like, but spare the grouch!"

Example
"Some days it's just not worth leaving the trashcan."

Example
"Hummina hummina hummina!"

Example
The moral: don't mess with the Endtime Tigercat!

4 comments:

em said...

Like a day at the factory!

flatlander said...

Are you getting regularly mauled by large cats at your place of employ? If so, you might want to read up on your worker's rights when it comes to large, feral beasts at the workplace.

I'm pretty sure they have to be clearly marked with W.H.M.I.S tags.

Bhakti said...

I LOVE this post!!! Your cat is such a trooper. 'Really likes to pounce on those toys!

You should create a blog just with these 'movies'. I love them!!

BTW, I want your cat/cats to be my Cat of the Month for February...so send me those pictures!! :)

flatlander said...

Will do!

But I think that guaranteeing me a spot next month constitutes kitty favouritism, and possible blog nepotism.

I guess the Mediocrity Award is still up for grabs!