Despite the voice in my head screaming "NO!", I feel an irresistible compulsion to post a link to the site of Fakiegrind's arch enemy, the mysterious Xister and his hypnotic Black Cheddar Consortium.
These people are evil, plain and simple. They seek to destroy Fakiegrind and take over the entire internet, then the solar system, forcing all creatures to drink cow's milk as their main foodstuff.
The appearance of this dark coven, after nearly a millenium of peace and justice on the world wide web, marks the beginning, we believe, of the great Endtime Smorgasbord, as predicted in the Book of Oldness.
A great battle of the blogs is a-coming, and only one of us shall remian standing. Time to choose sides, folks!