Thursday, November 24, 2005

Action Figure Theatre

A deserted street at high noon. Two Jedi face an unknown foe.

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Could it be?...

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The Endtime Adjuster!

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What's this? Armed only with a fishing rod?!

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Roused from slumber by the sound of the frey...

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something watches from an abandoned building...

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...and attacks!

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"Yes, yes my pretty...Jedi are most succulent!"

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The aftermath...

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...isn't pretty.

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Tired from his recent meal, the beast reclines in an alley...

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...only to have his curiosity piqued yet again!

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"Hey! what's that racket?"

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"URRPH!"

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"Cut it out, will ya? That tickles!"

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"And I thought my trash can smelt bad!"

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"Mommy!"

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"Ha Ha! We were just kidding around!"

9 comments:

neighbourhood watch-er said...

Flatlander;

Please tell me how do I prevent such a vicious beast from lurking around my neighbourhood? Seeing these graphic pictures made me shiver.

Anonymous said...

This was really scary at first but a great way to wake up. I knew it was just for fun when I recognized the buildings! REMEMBER - You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but you can't fool Mom.

flatlander said...

THe best way to prevent these sorts of things is to not let cantankerous green monsters take up residence in the garbage can outside your stoop.

The other thing I can suggest is to keep lots of kitty treats on hand, so they don't go mad with hunger and start devouring your toy collection.

Bhakti said...

I'm surprised Maria didn't come out with her broom and whack the heck out of monster-sized kitty.

Great photos, Flatlander!!

p.s. how come the Endtime Adjuster just stood there and let kitty wreak havoc??

flatlander said...

The Adjuster is in cahoots with the cat. He calls him "The Endtime Tigercat of Doom"...that guy is such a drama queen!

Kitty photos for your "Cat of the Month" will be forthcoming. Promise.

em said...

That whole display was better than the last 3 starwars movies combined.

Dancing Crow said...

Looks just like my other cat.

flatlander said...

lease watch for a new line of Tiger the Cat action figures, available early 2006!

mondo retro said...

i just realized that i have that exact same chessboard!!!