Saturday, May 26, 2007

Muffin Hunt

Something about the taunting tone of a comment left on the previous post has driven me to break off all other activities and devote the full resources of Fakiegrind Enterprises to finding the secret blog hideout of the mysterious Ms. Muffin.

However, after several weeks of searching the internet, the best our Agents have come up with is a series of Youtube postings featuring people's cats.

There's this one, for instance.

And this one.

And then there's this one.

But none of these felines bring us any closer to Ms. Muffin's blog, wherein, we have reason to believe, all the secrets of the universe are made clear.


Ms. Muffin said...

I am so pleased with the kitty you tube videos! Sorry I cannot just give you the link, secrets of the universe must be earned. Maybe you need to relax and not try so hard, it will come to you during your next meditative state.
Mme. Muffin

jin said...


BTW, it's not me.
They don't call me Muffin anyway
They call me a Tart.
(I should be very offended, I know.)

Do you know how I can get in touch with the first video feline? I'd like to hire her to tend to my whole grain loaves.

flatlander said...

That cat has a knack for kneading. The creature could probably deliver a good deep muscle massage too, provided he/she's declawed!'s back to the muffin hunt.

Bathroom Hippo said...

They call me Hippo Salad.

Not to be confused with Ron Tater Salad White