Thursday, January 25, 2007

Blog Hiatus Update

The 2007 Fakiegrind Blog Hiatus is going extremely well. Blog postings are down almost 500% from the last quarter, while readership remains at just below average levels. Comments are down 86%, while the comments-to-postings ratio is up 77%. The blog hiatus projections calls for benchmark levels of readership indifference by the third quarter of the present fiscal cycle.

Example

A lateral shift in the header generation initiative may swing return visitor stats into the red zone during the peak meridians of the fourth quarter, but we will attempt to compensate for such fluctuations in market suffrage by re-vamping the sidebar hyperlink interface to better accord with current template idiosyncrasies.

All in all, we are looking at a better than expected success gradient for the current blog hiatus initiative, and expect to generate continued stats counter activity for no good reason well into the second tri-mester of the current incubatory timeframe.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...


OMG! Some kid with multiple crayons has attacked Fakiegrind!

jin said...

I just wanted

jin said...

to mess with

jin said...

your comment

jin said...

to post

jin said...

ratio

jin said...

*GRIN*

Andrew said...

Very informative, insightful and elucidating.

Michael said...

Frakie Grind -always striving for Excellence!

flatlander said...

Michael –yes, we strive for excellence, and sometimes even come close to achieving! That's because we shrink outside the box and always strive to graze the bar.

Jin, thanks for your prodigious comments. Now I have to make a new graph!

Bathroom Hipster, the crayons were non-toxic.

Andrew, I expect a full follow-up report on my desk by Monday.

Gyrobo said...

No...

You've been new Bloggerized!

Am I the last vestige of the old Blogosphere?!

flatlander said...

Yes Gyrobo, you are the last bastion of oldness in all of relentlessly rennovated blogdom.

Personally, I can't really tell much difference between the two versions of blogger.

But it's too late to go back!