Saturday, December 10, 2005
It's Gettin' Kinda Hectic
We still haven't unravelled the mystery of which Fakie Agent the killer robot Maskatron is impersonating, but it appears that sensitive files have been leaked to the sinister entity known as the Xister. The nefarious plot Operation: Black Cheddar appears to be up and running, and they seem bent on releasing information that could send all of blogdom into a massive panic.
We are working very hard to recover the stolen files before any serious damage is inflicted on the vast but delicate network of connections known as the World Wide Web. The Xister is a very dangerous and sick individual, and he has dark, occult powers to manipulate the soul--even by so much as looking a picture of his visage. DO NOT, under any circumstances, visit the site in question.
On a lighter note, I'm really starting to get into this artist. Who would have known that alongside being a talented singer/songwriter she is also an authority on superconducters! Keep an eye out for a series of Fakiegrind music reviews in the near future.