Here is a satellite image the Fakie Hobowatch Surveillance team discovered last night of what appears to be some kind of lychanthropic were-rat hobo. Happily, he didn't seem to be heading this way (unlike the Slavic werewolf pack that should be arriving here any day).
Fakie Agents have been working around the clock to prepare for the werewolf invasion (brought about by our ill-fated messing with The Template, see below -ed). We've been busy distilling the juice of about a thousand cloves of garlic, creating a pungent tincture that, with the help of our bevy of Super-Soaker 3000s, is sure to turn those were-beasts on their heels, driving them into the suburbs were they belong.
2 comments:
Snakes, thats what we need. Lots of them. Agent Snakes, or possibly robotic snakes.
Kind of like a robotic St. Patrick in reverse.....
The robotic Anti-Saint Patrick! Of whom it is foretold in the Book of Oldness that he shall
"Bring unto the world a great scourge of
slithering creatures, like unto serpents but
of a silvery sheen, who shalt cause much
ire and consternation but shalt also drive
the werewolf heathen back into the suburban
waste from whence they cameth"
Yes, it's all coming back to me now....
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