These days, I have to take the Android Detection Test each morning, just to prove to myself that it was all a psychotic breakdown triggered by weeks of overwork coupled with Overseer Q's fiendish practical joke involving the Foolproof Android Detection Cubicle, which proved to be nothing more than a Plexiglas shower stall set up with some strobe lights and sound effects. With friends like that who needs the Xister?
So, I'm taking early leave for the holidays. Going to catch a little R&R, forget about cyborg assassins, time machines and the end of Fakiegrind as we know it. I spend several hours each day just basking in the technicolour light of the Mezmervision® Blog Preservation Banner, and find it quite soothing to my nerves. I've also been doing some recreational collage work, which is the equivalent of basket weaving in the Secret Agent Debriefing and Recuperation ward. So far, I'm quite happy with the results...
Well, Dr. Thirdeye is limiting my online blog time (and keeping a close watch on the "delete blog" button), so I'd best be logging off. Happy Hanukkah!
4 comments:
Have a great holiday, my main man! Hope the new header graphic is "the one."
As always, take care of your android self.
Thanks G-bro! Have a great robotic holiday yourself. Stay away from rogue fridge magnets, knowhatimsayin?
The new header is a good one, but Overseer Q has set up a whole new division of Dept. H as an Emergency Banner Response Unit. They're working on some weird wild stuff to be featured in the new year.
007, year of the Agent!
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I just realized the next year ends in 007.
For all of next year, I will look for ways to say "the year is two 007."
You've unleashed a monster.
Congratulations on becoming Time's person of the year. Way to go!
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