Maybe you have heard the story of Snow White and the Scorpion.
"There's been a sudden spike in readership after that last teaser!
We might have the sleeper hit of 2006 on our hands!"
"Wait 'till they learn it involves pirates and zombies!"
"Psssst.....I hear 'Snow White and the Scorpion' is the new 'Snakes on a Plane'."
"Brad Pitt has a cameo role as 'Cavity Head' "
More astonishingly, the entire film was made by a couple 4th grade kids using Flash.
"Git that fricken scorpion away from that fricken virtuous maiden!"
Mrs. Miller will never chide her students for 'playing video games' in class again.
'Snow White and the Scorpion', coming never to a theatre near you!
9 comments:
I'm surprised the movie didn't have a Batman cameo.
Still, the scorpion will be an excellent addition to the team.
Pirates
AND
Zombies
?!!?
I'M THERE!
Where?
...wait...
what?
I'm very fond of this tale, myself, and have been waiting for the movie biz to catch on to this compelling and timely tale of intrigue, woe, pirates and zombies. Definately the next big internet buzz!!!!
I bought the video game rights(tm)!
The Scorpion Princess. Does The Rock give Brad Pitt a rock-body through the steel steps?
This movie will have EVERYTHING for EVERYBODY. It will be an exact replica of life, as it really is (kind of like this blog, but with moving parts). It will exceed all box office predictions and break new records on opening weekend, but then will loose much of its audience when people get distracted by the release of Spiderman 4.
where is snow white's arm?
You'll have to see the film to find out the answer to that question. But let me tell you that it involves farm equiptment.
More like harm equipment!
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