Monday, March 13, 2006
Mr. T's 10 Commandments
1. IT DON'T MEAN A THING IF IT AIN'T GOT THAT BLING
2. I PITY THE FOOL THAT STEP ON MY DUCT TAPE
3. MURDOCK IS CRAZY
4. BAD GUYS ALWAYS HANG OUT IN ABANDONED WAREHOUSES
5. IT'S OK TO BLOW THEM UP
6. NEVER SHARE HAIR CLIPPERS
7. HANNIBAL'S CIGARS STINK
8. LEG WARMERS AIN'T SISSY
9. SOMEDAY, I'M GOING TO RE-ARRANGE FACE'S FACE
10. FEEL THE LOVE Y'ALL!
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That was ten times better than half of how cool the 80s were.
Also, I suggest that the word "Fakiegrind" in your banner be outlined in black against the mummy. The I dot pupil effect is cool, but the rest of the letters are merging into the statue. Economize!
Thanks for the good advice. I'm way too lazy to impliment it right now. Time, methinks, for a little vacation.
Vacation is always a good idea. I need a vacation. In fact, I get next week off.
SPRING BREAK! YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
That was uncalled for and unwarranted.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
Old school? More like gold pool! Pool of gold? I'd prefer a rocket car myself. Rocket cars, or at least anything that hovers. I need a hovering stretch limo like I need a solid gold house.
With a pool full of gold bars.
I thought you just got back from vaction?
Life is just one big vacation for the Flatlander.
gotta pitty the fooooooll.
Who is more the fool?
Who is more the fool?
The fool, or the fool
That pity the fool?
(after the Dream Warriors)
Ever since I read "Thus Spake Zarathustra" I pity the fool that pity the fooool!
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