Friday, June 02, 2006

Help Wanted

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Have you considered a career in desk-top publishing?
In the wake of Flatlander's recent relocation, Fakiegrind
is looking for a new administrator.

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The successful candidate will display an outgoing personality,

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an ability to work independently

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and an understanding of issues of confidentiality.

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You too can be an Agent!

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Call today!

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The career opportunity of a lifetime is just a click away!

5 comments:

jin said...

but.....but.....but.....
NOBODY COULD EVER REPLACE
flatlander!
:-(

Overseer Q said...

Fakiegrind Administrators, much like Time Lords, must "molt" their exo-identities every so often. This is the reason for the Agent Relocation Program, and for the Seven Veils of Secret Emulsions that all new Agents must be exposed to before being issued their magnetic badge card and Mood Decoder Ring.

Also, a contract is a contract, so Flatlander is a free man--just as soon as he tracks down the XXXXXX of XXXX and retrieves the microXXX with the technical plans for the XXXX ray of XXXX.

But I shouldn't say too much, despite the anmesia pulse that will clear you mind of any memory of this comment right...about...now.

Bathroom Hippo said...


That technology looks...


promising.

mizfit said...

hey take me! take me!i was secret agent for 8 yrs and no one knew i worked!!

i can keep secrets too. i never told anyone abt the super-dupper banana split conspiracy.

The Taker of Gist said...

Flatlander can never be copied! I tried once, many years ago. The Gist wouldn't take... the Gist wouldn't take!

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I know what taked Gist looks like. Clones all around me...