Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Distress Signal

We intercepted this distress signal on the interstellar crystal set:

"PLEASE HELP. TRAPPED IN OLDSCHOOL VIDEO GAME. TELEPORTER BROKEN. TWO-NOTE SYNTHESIZER MUSIC IS DRIVING US NUTS!!!"

Example

Looks like some sucker DJs got a little too deep into the vintage video games for their own good. That'll teach them to rummage around in the Vaults without clearance! This post is way too abstract and over my head. Time to polish the photocopier screens.

Happy T. Fluke, signing out!

9 comments:

jin said...

Hey, Mr. Fluke...
Isn't it
your JOB
to help them?

Andrew said...

I've seen this happen to 8bit music programmers before... There isn't much Mr. fluke can actually do for them now.

Boop Bup Boop Bup Boop Bup Boop Bup Boop Bup Boop Bup Boop Bup Boop Bup Boop Bup

Bathroom Hippo said...


Ah the Vaults.
I gave my soul to Adjuster for the key. Little did he know...it was a half eaten donut.

Adjuster said...

Ha ha ha ha!

The jelly filling of your soul was sweet.

Rock-steady said...

I am getting to old for this, but it looks like I might have to come out of retirement for this one.

em said...

life is pixelated

Anonymous said...

ALERTING ALL SLEEPER AGENTS!

KEEP EYES OPEN

ALL IS NOT AS IT SEEMS

THERE IS A FOX IN THE ZEN HOUSE--OR A BULL IN THE CHINA HOUSE--OR IS IT A SNAKE IN THE MONGOOSE HOUSE?

ANYWAYS, THE WRITING IS ON THE BALL

Bathroom Hippo said...


Does this have something to do with the milk I forgot to put back into the fridge last night as I snuck into the Vault?

jin said...

Sounds like Happy
ain't doin' his job
destroyin' all da goods
n actin' like a slob!

He may have come unglued
seams R tearing apart
What's that inside his suitcoat
Bunch 'o metal...but no heart!??!