The security cameras recorded another intruder at Fakiegrind World Headquarters today, this time in the Botanical Gardens. I've had specialists pouring over the footage all afternoon, and they've come to the conclusion that it can only have been the legendary Bigfoot or Sasquatch prowling the grounds. Our security teams have been duly notified and are on the look-out for the beast.
Interestingly, while Warren Smith's groundbreaking study of the creature portrays it as having a humanoid body and the head of a seal, our sighting shows a much different animal.
Caught grazing amidst our giant Amazonian Gladiolus, the beast stood well over 12' tall.
I only hope we succeed in capturing the monster so our scientists can better understand this mysterious creature.