Well, ten minutes to go and we'll have made it through the day without mishap. It's my second day here at Fakiegrind World Headquarters and everything is going swimmingly! Return visits are up .07%, which is a substantial gain for this sector of the workweek. Aside from monitoring the site counter and managing the comments pages, I checked the Fakie mail, paid some bills and ran a systems check on the security protocols--everything is in good working order.
The Devil did come by, and I sold him a photocopier! Seems he likes to have everything in triplicate. He vanished in a poof of smoke with a state-of-the-art Inferno 3500 Photocopy System. The thing will collate, fold, staple and has a nifty "Tilt" feature that ignites a warning light whenever an employee tries to use it to photocopy his or her bum.
This is the inside of a photocopier!
You might ask yourself, do I ever roll back the copy counter on the pre-owned copiers that I sell? The answer, of course, is Never! And I always throw in an extra toner cartridge FREE OF CHARGE.
Now, if that isn't capital "S" Service, then my name isn't Happy T. Fluke!