Tuesday, June 06, 2006

666? Not a Problem!

Well, ten minutes to go and we'll have made it through the day without mishap. It's my second day here at Fakiegrind World Headquarters and everything is going swimmingly! Return visits are up .07%, which is a substantial gain for this sector of the workweek. Aside from monitoring the site counter and managing the comments pages, I checked the Fakie mail, paid some bills and ran a systems check on the security protocols--everything is in good working order.

The Devil did come by, and I sold him a photocopier! Seems he likes to have everything in triplicate. He vanished in a poof of smoke with a state-of-the-art Inferno 3500 Photocopy System. The thing will collate, fold, staple and has a nifty "Tilt" feature that ignites a warning light whenever an employee tries to use it to photocopy his or her bum.

Example
This is the inside of a photocopier!

You might ask yourself, do I ever roll back the copy counter on the pre-owned copiers that I sell? The answer, of course, is Never! And I always throw in an extra toner cartridge FREE OF CHARGE.

Now, if that isn't capital "S" Service, then my name isn't Happy T. Fluke!

10 comments:

jin said...

1. How does that work for different time zones? If I've got 30 minutes to go before my day is over does that mean if something horrendous is going to happen it will happen to me & not you Mr. Fluke?

2. Can I purchase a photocopier that ONLY works on bums?

3. OMG!!! Did you say a FREE toner? Sign me up! Sign me up!

***This is a test, I repeat this is only a test.***

or is it
?

Seven Star Hand said...

Hello Hapy and all,
Here are some insights on the true meaning and purpose of 666. To see the beast you must know where to look. Hope this helps clarify many age-old mysteries...

Pay close attention, profundity knocks at the door, listen for the key. Be Aware! Scoffing causes blindness...

666 is a numeric symbol that purposely marks the Vatican/Papacy throughout history, not any single individual. The number 666 is put forth in verse 13:18 in the Book of Revelation and of course, 6+6+6 equals 18, directly matching the verse number and helping to disprove any 616 assertions. The following information on triangular numbers further disproves attempts to hide the truth.

Revelation 13:18
Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Men, women, and beasts symbolize organizations and groups of people in all symbolically sealed Hebrew prophecies and Revelation never mentions the so-called antiChrist. 666 is the most famous of all triangular numbers, being the sum of the whole numbers from 1 through 36. Triangular numbers were very important to Greek Pythogoreans and Hebrew wisdom groups purposely used them as pivotal symbolism pointing to Greco-Romans.

Likewise, John 21:11, which speaks of Peter, the supposed first Pope, has the number 21 in its chapter and verse number. 21 is also a triangular number that is the sum of all whole numbers from 1-6, thereby forming a triangle with three 6 point sides, hence a triangular 666.

John 21:11
Simon Peter went up, and drew the net to land (earth) full of great fishes, a hundred and fifty and three (153); and for all there were so many, yet the net was not broken.

Additionally, 153 is a triangular number that is the sum of the whole numbers 1 through 17. Also the verse number is 11 and the sum of all whole numbers from 1 through 11 equals 66 and 17-11 equals 6. Why are 11 and 17 important in this verse talking about Peter and 666? The Second Temple period of ancient Israel was during the 11th 360-year cycle on the Hebrew calendar and the 21st century is the beginning of the 17th cycle, which began in Hebrew year 5761, which was Christian year 2001. Thereby, John 21:11 purposely links Peter, the Papacy, 666, and the 11th through 17th cycles on the Hebrew calendar. Notice also that the prophecies of St. Malachy say that the Papacy will end shortly, which will be during the 21st century and 17th cycle? Here is Wisdom!!

Also read the following article - Verifiable proof that "Armageddon" has begun

For more stunning confirmation of this information, download my FREE EBook and read through the symbol glossary for 1776, 666, 153, 66, 36, 21, 18, net, triangle, and triangular number and their related references. Be prepared to be shocked and amazed.

There is a foolproof way to verify the truth and expose centuries-old religious deceptions. It also proves why we can no longer let the Vatican tell us what to think about ancient history or much else. It is the common thread connecting why the ancient Hebrews, Yahad/Essene, Jews, Gnostics, Cathars, Templars, Dead Sea Scrolls, DaVinci Code, and others have been targets of Rome’s ire and evil machinations. The Vatican and its secret society cohorts don’t want you to understand that the ancient Hebrew symbology in all of these texts purposely encodes and exposes the truth about them. Furthermore, the structure of ancient wisdom symbology verifiably encodes the rules to decode messages built with it. This is what they most fear you will discover.

If the Bible represented the literal truth or even accurate history, there would be no need for faith in the assertions of deceptive and duplicitous clergy and their ilk. It is undeniable the New Testament is awash with ancient Hebrew symbolism and allegory. The same is evidenced in the Old Testament, Dead Sea Scrolls, Gnostic texts, biblical apocrypha, Quran, DaVinci Code, and other related sources. All ancient religious, mystical, and wisdom texts have been shrouded in mystery for millennia for one primary reason: The ability to understand their widely evidenced symbology was lost in antiquity. How do we finally solve these ages-old mysteries? To recast an often-used political adage: It’s [the] symbology, stupid!

It is beyond amazing that the Vatican still tries to insist the Gospels are the literal truth. Every miracle purported for Jesus has multiple direct symbolic parallels in the Old Testament, Apocalypse, Dead Sea Scrolls, and other symbolic narratives and traditions. Recasting the symbolism of earlier Hebrew texts as literal events in the New Testament is one of the central deceptions associated with Christianity. This is part of the secret knowledge held by the ancient Gnostics, Templars, Cathars, and others, which is presented with dramatic effect in the DaVinci Code. None of these narratives or stories were ever intended as the literal truth. This fact is the key to unraveling many ages-old mysteries and exposing the truth about the Vatican's long-term deceptions.

It's no wonder the Vatican fears the truth more than anything else. As further proof of these assertions, seek to understand the symbolic significance of my name (Seven Star Hand) and you will have proof beyond disproof that Jews, Christians, and Muslims have long been duped by the great deceivers I warned humanity about over the millennia. What then is the purpose of "faith" but to keep good people from seeking to understand the truth?

Now comes justice, hot on its heels... (symbolism...)

Not only do I talk the talk, I walk the walk...
Here is Wisdom!!

Revelations from the Apocalypse

Peace...

Michael said...

Did Fakiegrind have anything to do with the apprehension of the terrorist suspects caught in Canada? If so, was Flatlander and Rock Steady behind it?

mizfit said...

i hate u for adding the 'tilt' function! i keep slipping off despite having a hairy-sweaty bum! :(

jin said...

*jin realizes after reading mizfit's comment that her subsequent laughter made her profile pic crack a smile...*

Oh dear, I hope no one saw that!??!

*Must look intrinsically sad again...*

Bathroom Hippo said...



Happy T Fluke is a fluke!

It's Maskatron you fools! He'll kill you all!

em said...

Dear Mr. Fluke,

How do I remove those tell-tail toner smudges from around my nose? People at the office are starting to talk and I just can't seem to kick the habbit.

Signed ~ Mr. Sniffy

Fakiegrind Soapbox said...

Somedays, when I reflect upon the state of popular culture, and the proliferation of bone-headed bogus blogs, I dispair and believe that the end-times are really upon us.

Then, I remember what Phillip K. Dick revealed: that the world actualy ended somewhere around 300 C.E., with the demise of the Gnostic religion. At that time, those who had "recieved knowledge" were united with Christ in the Godhead, while the rest of us have remained in a kind of collective dream, awaiting the "Second Coming".

Endtime delusions and other stray rattlings of loose spiritual imaginations have been with humanity ever since, and all of them miss the point. The ontological heart of Christ's message was edited out of the Bible at an early stage of Christian history, though something of the ethical force of his vision has survived.

The people who wrote the Gospels interpreted events in a manner in which they could understand, and discarded those threads that were beyond their grasp. In this way, they laid out a path of ethical instruction based on imitation of a Messiah or prophet figure. Following this path leads to the moral deepening and repair of the individual, and makes him or her more apt to have an enlightenment type experience of the sort testified to by the Gnostics.

A similar process occured in the development of Buddhism. Upon reaching enlightenment, the Buddha proclaimed "This cannot be taught". Instead, he laid out a path of "proper living"--encouraging compassion, truthfulness, gentleness, etc.--that would aid the follower in reaching an enlightenment experience.

The difference between the Buddhist and orthodox Christian traditions is that the Oriental religion was able to keep the psychological orientation of its goal in sight, while Christianity projected its teleology onto an imagined heaven or other world.

The Gnostic vision of union with an inner Godhead, and an ensuing transformation of the outer world of experience, was all but eradicated by the early Christian fathers. With it went the egalitarian vision of the equality of man and woman celebrated by early Christians and Gnostics alike.

The Gnostic Gospel of Thomas preserved this suppressed thread of the Christian message for some 1700 years, until it was discovered on a scroll in a clay pot in a cave in the Egyptian dessert in 1945, by a wandering shepperd. What scholars have arranged to be the last of the 113 sayings attributed to Jesus reads thus:

His disciples said to him, "When will the kingdom come?"

"It will not come by watching for it. It will not be said, 'Look, here!' or 'Look, there!' Rather, the Father's kingdom is sperad upon the earth, and people don't see it."


But it is my belief that we are all destined to see it, either in this or another lifetime, and when we do, we will truly understand the meaning of apocalypse, which, from the Greek, literally means "the drawing back of a veil".

Happy T. Fluke said...

Whoa! What just happened? I think I was channeling the spirit of the blog's last administrator, from the great Relocation.

Well, as long as it doesn't interfer with Sales, I suppose a little rogue theology can't hurt.

For those fetishists who like the feeling of photoelectric light on their naked bums, you might be interested in the Buttcam 470-T Copier System. It has a special molded copy pallet for added comfort.

Also, to anyone with a toner habit, I would quote the immortal words of Grandmaster Melle Mel: "Don't don't do it!"

But if that proves impossible, workplace stressors being what they are, I might be able to hook you up with a supply of Premium Grade Carbon Toner--the choice of discerning nasal cavities.

Adam Sandler said...

I want my name back.
--Happy Gilmour