Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Notification of Blog Seizure
We, the Consortium behind the Black Cheddar Consortium, to be known, just this once, as The Dudes (because The Dudes only strike once--that's all it takes) hereby declare ourselves to be the administrators, protectors, and editors-in-chiefs of Fakiegrind.
Due to several large and outstanding literary debts on the part of Flatlander and the other Fakiegrind Agents, The Dudes hereby seize the Fakiegrind franchise as collateral, until such a time as those parties involved present metaphysical acumen enough to satisfy the major shareholders that future posts will generate enough readership and merchandising spin-offs to justify the substantial investment made in the blog by certain parties who wish not to be named.
This decision is binding and not open to negotiation. Do not try to contact The Dudes, or in any way interfere with our administration of this blog.
The parties involved will be notified if, in the future, a change in circumstance causes us to reconsider our action.