Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Notification of Blog Seizure

Example

We, the Consortium behind the Black Cheddar Consortium, to be known, just this once, as The Dudes (because The Dudes only strike once--that's all it takes) hereby declare ourselves to be the administrators, protectors, and editors-in-chiefs of Fakiegrind.

Due to several large and outstanding literary debts on the part of Flatlander and the other Fakiegrind Agents, The Dudes hereby seize the Fakiegrind franchise as collateral, until such a time as those parties involved present metaphysical acumen enough to satisfy the major shareholders that future posts will generate enough readership and merchandising spin-offs to justify the substantial investment made in the blog by certain parties who wish not to be named.

This decision is binding and not open to negotiation. Do not try to contact The Dudes, or in any way interfere with our administration of this blog.

The parties involved will be notified if, in the future, a change in circumstance causes us to reconsider our action.

Regards,

The Dudes

9 comments:

Bathroom Hippo said...


Scary.

Gyrobo said...

Meeeeerrrrrrr!

You've... you've... you've absorbed the Adjuster! Noooooo! He had potential! Potential!

flatlander said...

I don't know what's going on! They might have taken over administration of Fakiegrind, but they can't suppress the Will to Blog.

I suspect the Adjuster is behind this.

jin said...

*jin decides to try & aid flatlander by baking up a batch of her trusty arsenic laced creme brulee.*

((((CALLS OUT))))
"Oh, Duuudes...would you like to sample some of my phenomenal almond flavoured creme brulee?"

*waits to see if they taste it.....*

flatlander said...

I knew I should have paid those old parking tickets...

Bathroom Hippo said...

Adjuster died around Easter. Remember?

flatlander said...

As illustrated by the movie "Star Trek III: Search for Spock", everything that dies at Easter is resurrected, or, sometimes, cloned.

mizfit said...

Flatlander, try and send the dudes over to my blog. i have so many morphs of myself posted there that i've managed to scare many blog buddies. perhaps they wud b too traumatised by my pics to realise when u take over again.i'm serious.

Gyrobo said...

The Adjuster will be cloned back to life from a pile of old toothpaste tubes, just like Spock.