Sunday, December 11, 2005

Following up on some leads

Fakie Agents and associates have been following up leads on Operation Black Cheddar here in California. Intell lead me and a small group of operatives to this Kraft food plant today.



This could be the headquarters of the nefarious Xister and Mastatron. It would be cleaver of them to hideout in a cheese and milk processing plant, thinking Fakie Agents would never suspect such a place.


Unfortunately we were only able to get these few surveillance photos, since a giant cow was guarding the front gate. The heavy security and the guard cow was unexpected and may be an indication that there is something within this planet that they don’t want us to find. We will have to go back for further investigation under the cover of night.

8 comments:

Gyrobo said...

Be wary; most cows are trained in the ninja arts.

em said...

The only counter animal to the cow is, of course, The Farmer. You'll also need a cat that goes "fiddle eye dee".

I also noticed they are running the stars and stripes. Could it be that the cheese plant was built on top of an embassy? Would an attack on the building bring down the wrath of the "searchers of weapons of mass destruction (tm)"?

They must be getting their milk from somewhere...

em said...

Send in the cat.

This way you'll know for sure if he's a double agent or not.

Gyrobo said...

Mmmm... perhaps Operation: Black Cheddar seeks to pull evil parallel Roboshurb from the future across the space continuum!

I'm writing a fact-based report on that right now.

Bhakti said...

Based on the color of the cow, I think you should change your operation name to Black and White Cheddar.

Isn't it ironic that your operation mentions cheese and there is a cow standing guard??? Very interesting...

flatlander said...

This new intelligence is interesting indeed. The Black Cheddar Consortium may go deeper than was originally thought. Could the dangerous ring of hypnotists be being backed by the Dair Farmer's Union?

I was hoping we had seen the last of this powerful lobby back in June. Looks like this was just wishful thinking on my part.

Be wary! And don't accept any unpasturized cheeses from strangers.

Anonymouse said...

Please don't kill my cheese!

Maskatron said...

>Warning: security of hidden bunker has been breached

>Unit must neutralize entity: Em

>Installing new programming via robotic kibble implants