Thursday, August 18, 2005

Countdown to Justice

Well, the time that nobody has been waiting for is quickly drawing nigh. In about two hours it will be twelve midnight, eastern daylight time, and Friday will be upon us. I received several bids for the Metallica ...And Justice for All unopened cassette tape, but none of them even came close to the minimum $50 000 (Can) reserve price. The Smithstonian was just on the horn, trying to hammer out a last minute firesale deal, but Fakiegrind declined. Due to the apocalyptic implications attending upon this item, we don't want it falling into the wrong hands. In just under two hours, if I can stay awake that long, I will be breaking the celo-wrap seal, thus unleashing unforetold devestation as the forces of unmitigated Justice sweep across the globe. The scene at the end of the Raiders of the Lost Ark with the melting Nazis will be small potatoes compared to the carnage that will unfold once I hit the "play" button and unleash the Hammett Power Chords of Doom.

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